Officer Gutterballs Ordered Back To Work

A County Judge has ordered Beaver Falls to reinstate Officer Gutterballs.  Beaver Falls Police Department fired the officer back in 2008 after he got drunk and stripped naked in a bowling alley as stunned onlookers took photos with their cellphones.

“I been bowling for a lot of years, and I’ve aint never seen a guy strike his balls in an alley like that before” said one witness at the time “He was throwing balls everywhere, I don’t think anyone was spared.”

But his fellow officers have stuck up for him, saying Gutterballs was just “going through a hard time.”

Beaver Falls Council has yet to decide if they will appeal the Judge’s verdict.

Officer Gutterballs has described the entire incident as an embarrassment “I really just want to put this whole thing behind me so I can get back to working my beat” he said.


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