Photo by Paul Buceta

A Special Message From BeaverCountyX’s Ed Ihtors:

Hello military intelligence analysts!

We at BeaverCountyX appreciate and respect those who are defending our freedoms, including our rights to publish stupid shit on the internets — We do not appreciate when the automated intelligence systems they use go ape ass on our site, causing us database problems.

People from Beaver County are trying to access our real news that’s fake, and they can’t do that when we’re getting hit like an Afghan woman.  You’ve been making our site run like TimesOnline.com, that’s bad for our rep.

BeaverCountyX Wikileaks All Over Osama Bin Laden In Pakistan.

Hopefully this keyword rich article rings some bells on your end, so a human analyst turns the dial down a notch or two on your uber-bots.

PS:  If you need help writing propaganda let us know, it’s our specialty.

PS:  If we were you, we’d point our bots here: http://BeaverPa.us
There’s something very subversive smelling about those people.

PS:  To all of the local service members that have been visiting us from overseas:  We know you probably came across our site while trying to find porn, but we’re honored you read us on a regular basis anyway.
We hope we provide you with thoughts of home, and maybe a laugh or two.  Stay safe! 
- We licensed the photo in this article especially for you.  You better appreciate her guys, she blew our budget!

We hope jihad a good time reading our site, now we’ll cia later!