Comments on: Pennsylvania Introduces The Wino 9000 http://beavercountyx.com/politics-and-religion/pennsylvania-introduces-the-wino-9000 Beaver County News Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:30:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Alexander D. Mitchell IV http://beavercountyx.com/politics-and-religion/pennsylvania-introduces-the-wino-9000/comment-page-1#comment-73 Alexander D. Mitchell IV Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:09:05 +0000 http://x.inbeavercounty.com/?p=665#comment-73 "The Wino 9000 will autonomously vend nearly 5 different varieties of bottled wine" NEARLY five........... man, could you be just a LITTLE more sure of yourselves, guys? Well, I mean, we wouldn't want them to think that it would actually HAVE five varieties, let alone--horrors!--six....... And what are the odds that I would even want any of the six? Let's see, that would be, what, two varieties of Boone's Farm, two Riunites, and one Taylor wine? “The Wino 9000 will autonomously vend nearly 5 different varieties of bottled wine”

NEARLY five……….. man, could you be just a LITTLE more sure of yourselves, guys? Well, I mean, we wouldn’t want them to think that it would actually HAVE five varieties, let alone–horrors!–six…….

And what are the odds that I would even want any of the six? Let’s see, that would be, what, two varieties of Boone’s Farm, two Riunites, and one Taylor wine?

]]> By: Lew Bryson http://beavercountyx.com/politics-and-religion/pennsylvania-introduces-the-wino-9000/comment-page-1#comment-18 Lew Bryson Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:12:26 +0000 http://x.inbeavercounty.com/?p=665#comment-18 Great post...but I think you treated the PLCB and the wine kiosk with a little more respect than they deserve. Take the gloves off next time! Great post…but I think you treated the PLCB and the wine kiosk with a little more respect than they deserve. Take the gloves off next time!

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