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Officials say the bags contain books about Jesus, and may be harmful. The books, entitled “How to Spam Your Friends And Neighbors With Jesus”, give detailed blueprints on how to create additional blue bags, and authorities fear it may lead to copycats.

Experts warn that Jesus is highly contagious, and may easily infect the minds of elderly facing their own mortality, and young impressionable children. Signs of infection include irrational thinking, superstitious behavior, delusions, a superiority complex, or erections lasting more than 4 hours.

Authorities say anyone caught leaving the blue bags of garbage on other people’s property without permission will be cited for illegal dumping.